Welcome to the Repair Shop
And what have you brought us today?
Ah yes, I’ve got this old economy thing
It’s broken so what can I say.
Oh dear I see it’s had better days
Has it been in your family long?
I got it by general election
But it seems it’s all gone wrong.
Well I see it has virus damage
And its debt has grown quite large
Ah yes I know; not my fault
Do you think I’m really in charge?
But I want this Kingdom United
Much better when we are unhitched
I’m flying by the seat of my trousers…
Yes, I can see they’re coming unstitched
I’m hoping you repair shop chappies
Can do something to pull us together
But you’re asking too much dear Boris
We work more with clockwork and leather.
Steve Blakesley © October 2020
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