They come with their families across the lashing grey channel, Threatened by a broach and capsize with every wave In overcrowded inflatables buoyed up with hope What can they see that I cannot? Can they not see our imminent unemployment? Do they want to join our lockdown? Our over-burdened NHS? Our hungry children deprived of …
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Just Go For It
Astra was a tuna fish Who liked to swim at speed The other fishes laughed and said, “There really is no need. Don’t make a fuss and swim like us “ But Astra took no heed. Tuna swim fantastically At speeds that would amaze And Astra laughed while leaping through The massive foam topped waves …
Fly Brexit Airways
The A220 aircraft Cruised through the stratosphere But passengers in transit Had heard of a new idea For miles below at Heathrow The atmospheric pressure Was higher than it was onboard And nicer and much fresher. They had a referendum To open up all the doors Remove this cabin pressure Some passengers clap applause. If …
Trust Me
My name is Doctor Shipman I’m here to ease your pain I hear you’ve not been well at all And me- I’m quite insane. I see you’ve had a birthday You’re seventy is that so? You’re really getting on a bit. I fear you’ll have to go I don’t suppose you’ve made a will But …
Trust Me
My name is Doctor Shipman I’m here to ease your pain I hear you’ve not been well at all And me- I’m quite insane. I see you’ve had a birthday You’re seventy is that so? You’re really getting on a bit. I fear you’ll have to go I don’t suppose you’ve made a will But …
Crappily Ever After
According to NASA, our planet so great Has a mass of 6 billion, trillion tons, give or take. And although that is truly a quite massive figure Our planet, the Earth is NOT getting bigger Which means in the end that Malthus was right. We can’t keep on growing, as we once thought, we might. …
I am a time traveller
I am a time traveller And I saw history made My seat was in the grandstand I watched the Earth degrade. As a youth I saw Donald Trump With his amazing hair And people walked to the north pole When they still had ice flows there. I saw the London Olympics Mo Farrah winning gold …
Taid of Life 